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This week on our favorite show,Alexia Echevarria Doing Things, Alexia Echevarria does things.

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We all know that women marry their fathers, but this is just crazy.

The closet case is strong with this one.

But if her gaydar is bad, what do you say about Alexias?

What is weird about these conversations, though, is that she is really hitting the talking points hard.

She wants to ask him questions.

He is the only one who can give her answers.

Its not for Guerdy, who hasnt done anything other than making some scoops and baking Toll House cookies.

I guess some other things happen.

That is the problem with rich people.

They think if they are successful in one arena, they know everything about all arenas.

Dude, why should the house be $14 million?

Because you want it to be?

If the expert says $12 million, just believe the expert.

Alexia gets an award at Wynwood Pride, which sounds like a party a hotel chain put on.

She says she feels like her father and Herman are celebrating with her in heaven.

Cause honey, thats not celebrating.

I sort of want to ignore her out of existence, like ghosting her from my mind.

I am in this position because her art is bad.

But not just bad, like laughably bad, like a scene inCurb Your Enthusiasmbad.

Adriana, who organized the event, has not one date but two.

What I do care about is Anthony, Dr. Nicoles husband, buying one of Martinas art pieces.