The Real Housewives of Miami
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Its playing Lisa for a fool.
His friend Vito, a real-lifeJohnny Bravo, asks if hes micd up.
Yeah, thats why Im whispering, Lenny says.
Does he think that will be enough?
What did Lenny say?
Oh, you guys saw it.
Its over for Lisa.
It is officially over.
Meanwhile, hes inside telling his bro that hes screwing some other lady and about to divorce his wife.
Hes even doing it in earshot of his son.
Hashtag Yes, all men, including myself I am an asshole.
We got more insight into Julia and Martinas relationship and it does not seem to be going well.
Martina only wants to live in Miami Beach and Julia only wants to live on the farm.
Well, she better because that is how people turn into hoarders.
She has to adjust.
That is how life works.
Martina isnt totally right in this either, though.
What have I gotten myself into?
she asks when Julia wants to talk about her feelings.
Um, youve gotten yourself into life.
Youve gotten yourself into having a partner.
I love this Leo.
He was like, Eat this doggy cupcake?
I am here to EAT THE RICH!!!
Ive only celebrated human beings birthday parties.
Does King really know were celebrating him?
Just give him a bone and hes good.
Alexia is saying this like she is better than a doggy party.
Were on theReal Housewives.
Dogs get parties, funerals, weddings just about anything they want, really.
You know if Marysol had this idea Alexia would be all, This is so cute.
Marysol is so wild.
Shes always thinking out of the box.
Alexia doesnt seem to believe in anything.
She is just against things and she is only against the things of people she doesnt like.
I find it smarmy.
Alexia is all, Why does it always have to be about your business?
This is from the woman who films half of her scenes in her place of business.
Also, Larsa learned about branding and marketing at the feet of literal economic genius Kris Jenner.
You arent going to pay attention?
Bitch, she should onlyhopeto do as well as Larsa is.
If I have one note for Larsa it would be to stop trying to make Zana happen.
She is like Camille Grammer with DeeDee, always carting that silent woman around as her emotional support human.
No one wants to give any ground and they both want to be right.
Sorry, but thats not going to happen.
Someone needs to eat the shit for this to work, and I dont think either one will.
I disagree with everyone in her life.
Sometimes getting rid of a toxic family member is better than including them and lessening yourself.
It doesnt seem like Nicole has an exit plan from her father, though.
Lenny seems to have mapped it all out.
I wouldnt be surprised if hes already signed a lease on a condo for himself and the mistress.
