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Im glad theyre finally fighting.
The two Scotts then give her the silent treatment.
Who gave him birth and introduced him to OnlyFans.
No matter who she is trying to connect with, this is bad.
Bravo rented it the whole summer, couldnt they have given it to Peacock for a discount?
Could we at least get a crossover episode?
I mean, Luke would hook up with Adriana for shizz.
Like it always does, the drama starts when we get to the room selections for two reasons.
The first is that Adriana thinks she and Julia deserve the primary bedroom.
(The chyron said master bedroom, but we dont say that anymore.
However, the real reason isnt that Adriana wants to sleep in the lap of luxury.
Why does Lisa always get the best room?
Why does Larsa get the best room?
Theyre not the queen bees, Adriana says.
I dont even need to translate because Adriana does it for us.
Thats just not what I do.
like sing She Blinded Me With Entitlement to the tune of She Blinded Me With Science.
This is not a solution.
Wishing for an unrealistic outcome wont work when there is a scarcity of space.
Its like trying to fit a 12-foot dildo in a … well, you get the idea.
Again, a fight not about rooms but the reality television arts and sciences.
Lets go around the table and say who here you trust the least.
This is not a game, this is a torture chamber.
This is a producer-induced prompt or a Marysol-induced invitation to theHunger Games.
Either way, it totally works.
But why trust Marysol?
Theyre all going hard at Dr. Nicole.
(Dr. Nicole says they were separated for two years before her new relationship.)
Why are you bringing this weak-ass sauce to the barbecue, Larsa?
But what theyre all really mad about is their position on the show.
Theyre all mad that Nicole is full time and some of them are not.
Theyre mad that they dont get the best room when there would be no show without them.
Nicole is mad that she is the new face of the show and isnt getting the respect she deserves.
