The Real Housewives of Miami
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Im feeling two ways about Marysol.
I would rather starve than lift a weight.
This is what Marysol is so great at.
Punch her in the tit!
she yells at her friend, not because she is choosing violence, but because she is choosing chaos.
Honey, this is the kind of training we want to see.
Hes right there on our screens as half-naked as the day he was born.
(And then put into diapers, I guess.
I cant make metaphors right now because my entire brain is locked down fantasizing about Garreth.)
Oh, and he also sells title insurance.
Vicki Gunvalson should get him on the Coto Team, STAT.
Its this snakey-ness about Marysol that I cant stand.
Its the lets play a game… delivery.
I just want the fun, nice Marysol.
Maybe its because Kenya is matching with equals?
Maybe because shes reacting to things that happened on screen?
and shes just misrepresenting something that is totally innocent.
Marysol and Larsa talk about how they dont know the real Nicole and how shes wearing so many masks.
Nicole isnt two-faced; she just changed her mind.
She went from having a shitty, uninformed opinion to having a good, informed one.
I actually like it.
Sorry, I just wanted to rag on these two.
Nothing really interesting happens at the store.
Well, there is one thing.
Julia brings matching rings for her and Adriana.
The old saw about lesbians and U-Hauls is no lie (even though Julia is bisexual).
NeNe and Cynthia had a friend contract.
Julia went straight for swapping vows.
It is next level, and I hope they consummated it that night.
Sure, in a pinch.
A hint of Lime Tostitos?
