The Real Housewives of Miami
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Oh, yes, baby.
[Cracks knuckles and hunkers down over the keyboard.]
peeking into the oven to see if their Kouign-Amann is going to rise.
She has stayed out of this conversation like Putin stays out of Ukraine.
Everyones side of the argument is fascinating.
Um, yes, it is your problem.
Its as if Peter and Alexia are both in mourning for the person Frankie could have been.
Alexia says that he was a normal kid, and then after the accident he was never the same.
Their expectations for him never seemed to realign either.
But Peter is also right.
Todd doesnt know that he shaved his brothers armpits and wiped his ass after the accident.
He doesnt know how devastating the aftermath was for them.
Could they do more now?
I think he could use some sort of adult military school.
What do you call that?
Oh, its just the actual military.
That will fix it.
This scene was so complex, so many parts, so many years of bad decisions.
Larsa is just as bad.
I like her and her weird paint-splatter car, but I dont know that she knows how to Housewife.
Guerdy could definitely be that person.
These are all classic ingredients for a great Housewife.
The way she talks about the trauma, though, makes it seem like she was a lot younger.
She talks about realizing that her mother had no money like she was a wee sprout inAngelas Ashes.
She was a teen.
Nicole could have been in the club.
Im not saying the trauma wasnt real, but I feel like its being marketed a bit incorrectly.
Maybe shes too busy holding down a real job.
Its not like shes going to have more anesthesiology patients because of the show.
Its not like she is looking for love or launching a business.
She doesnt seem as thirsty for fame as Kiki or Adriana.
What is she doing here?
