The Real Housewives of Miami
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What an assortment of actions Lisa can choose from.
Um, you think?!
She posted a picture of the $100,000 watch he bought her.
Hes not giving her that for heavy petting and a few kisses on his bald spot.
She is giving it away like shes the sample girl at Costco.
I loved Marysols response in confessional, What does she think they were doing?
Yeah, of course you didnt.
Who likes a UTI that is so searingly painful it makes you turn your whole hand into a cranberry?
Because that is what Lenny is.
Were going to wade even further into Lisa and Lenny later on.
She should have had Marysol, her amanuensis, write it down in a little black book.
Guerdy, our chief face maker, turns up her grimace at this, and Alexia doesnt like it.
I have no clue what you are talking about, Guerdy, but I am totally on your side.
But dont get her wrong; Alexia is a feminist.
She supports other women by calling them names.
She is truly the Teresa Giudice ofMiami.
In response to Julias question, Alexia says, Are we still talking about this?
You pissed off half the people on the bus.
Alexia says, I apologized.
What else do you want me to do?
Um, how about for you to mean the apology?
Alexias response is a perfect example of why she drives me insane.
Alexia then pulls up his marriage license that says he is still married.
Okay, that seems damning, but evidence without context is worthless.
(What is Jonny, an Alexa with cornrows?)
Of course, Alexia did research and has receipts.
The worst part, though, is she says she did it for Adrianas benefit.
Sister, do not bullshit a pile of male cow turds such as myself.
This is why I cant stand Alexia.
If you are going to be nasty, just be nasty.
In the words of Lisa Rinna, own it.
Um, ten years later, is it a follow-up?
The rest of the women are off at lunch, laughing about the insanity of this music video.
I mean, Julia didnt even show up.
Thats like your conjoined twin not attending your graduation party.
Well get to that next episode, it looks like.
Can you imagine being so awful that even your mother disowns you?
There is nothing new that we learn in this meeting.
Why would Lenny befilmingromantic dinners with her just a week before the big divorce announcement?
He totally deluded this girl right to her ruin.
As the episode ended, I was brought back to their trip to the Keys.
I was about to freak out.
He goes around the circle and gets the women to unburden.
But its a nice moment; this shaman teaches the women to see in the dark.
If only Lisa had been there.
If only he could have led her to look past her husband and his mistress.
And, one day, that spinning will feel like the best amusement park ride in the world.
