The Real Housewives of Miami
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Afterlast weeks recap, one of the commenters asked, Why do the Housewives have to mix together?
Whats the most memorable thing aboutRHOMbefore this?
Adriana clocking Joanna Krupa at a lingerie party at Lisas house.
95 on the 100most memorable Housewives moments of all time.)
Frustrated with the process, Alexia calls to tell Guerdy that shes found a venue.
Guerdy responds by telling Alexia that her venue fell through, and theyre back to square one.
Suddenly there is tension; there are stakes.
Instead, Alexia just gets sad.
Go to the justice of the peace and have a party in a year for your first anniversary.
Just like Obi-Wan Kenobi was for Princess Leia, it is your only hope.
For me, the conversation between Alexia and Guerdy is the heart of the episode.
She is then accused of being sloppy seconds and calls Julia a traitor for picking hostess Lisa over her.
This whole thing happens at what is an extended infomercial for the Faena Hotel in Miami.
They also attend the erotic cabaret at the hotels theater, where Lisa is invited up onstage.
Broadly, what is the definition of fetish?
the emcee purrs into her ear.
Fetish is those women right there, Lisa says.
Does she not know what fetish means?
Its not even close to fetish.
Its not like any of them have a whip.
Seriously, what else did this episode have to offer us?
The women alone are boring.
This is the most Miami thing ever.
The best part of this scene is Lisas son yelling, Chicken fingers right now!
repeatedly, which is honestly something you will hear in my house at least once a week.
Even though this is them together, it fails to ignite.
The Lemigovas are the next supermodel clan.
Like Boris Johnson and Prince Andrew, it is completely baffling that either of them is still employed.
Well, he wasnt long lost.
This is why we need Housewives interacting.
