The Real Housewives of Miami
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I hate boat parties.
And there is no escape.
Cant we just live in the moment?
Cant we just carpe someones diem?
(And if we get to choose, I nominate Kikis hot wedding dates carpe to be diemed.)
According to Teresa Giudice, it also makes your juices taste nice.
The current farm is listed as 2.6 acres.
Thats not a farm; thats just your backyard with a chicken coop.
You cant keep livestock here.
Back in Miami, Lisa has lunch with Guerdy and Alexia, and her fight with Larsa comes up.
At the same lunch, Guerdy asks Alexia how the wedding planning is going.
Okay, now were getting the full picture.
I am so on Guerdys side here.
Meanwhile, Guerdy had to build out a whole event space for her gig.
Ya burnt on this one.
They cry and eat some gross-looking empanadas, and thats the whole scene.
No notes on any of this.
I missed this.RHOSLCcould use a photo shoot forJourneysmagazine.
Now its time for the wedding boat party, except that Lisa has to attend on her own.
No no no no no no no.
That is not how this works.
Either you get a sitter for the kids,orhe stays home to watch them.
As Marysol points out, why does Lisa struggle with child care?
She has more employees than a TGI Fridays in a mall parking lot.
Then Alexias son Peter, the worst man on television, comes by with his new girlfriend.
Someone texts her the Molly, you in danger girl GIF every second until she comes to her senses.
Alexia tells us Peter has matured and grown so much since last season.
That is a lie.
Put them on equal footing.
What theyre fighting about this time is whether Lisa and Lenny have a mortgage on their house.
Lisa says they dont, which she confirms with Lenny.
Larsa says they do, that its public record.
Also, her pointing out that Larsa might have broken up a marriage is stupid too.
