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Marysol says something truly shocking in this episode.
No, it is not about Dr. Nicole, who now seems to be her sworn enemy.
It is not about the enormous penis pinata that Lisa flattens like she is part of someJackassprank.
At the top of the episode she says, I havent worked in six years.
She hasnt done anything in six years?
Why is she not working?
I thought maybe Mama Elsa left hera ton of money, but she only died in 2019.
What was she doing the other three years?
Did she get her AARP card in the mail and just decide to hang it up?
Did that silver-fox husband of hers come with a trust fund?
The feud between Dr. Nicole and Marysol really takes center stage in this episode.
Adriana repeats this to Marysol.
When people are like, bring back the 90s, theyre thinking of, like,Shes All That.
I am thinking of Naomi Campbell telling off wannabe gay gold diggers atTwist.
Alexia has bigger things to focus on than her bachelorette party.
Um, its not a random person; its a professional.
Peter says, Im healed.
Girl, you are not fine.
You are gettingarrested for domestic violence.
Either way, you are going to be ruined.
Peter is basically Jared Leto as the really awful Gucci cousin in that movie about Lady Gagas wig collection.
He needs lots of help.
He needs to be protected.
I dont care; youre the one who seems to want to make it work, Marysol says.
Oh, I dont care either, Nicole replies.
She tells us in confessional, She annoys me, so I dont want to deal with her.
Honestly, I wish we could get a little more of this onHousewives.
Why not let people just openly hate each other and not have to work on it?
This would not only be more real but closer to real life.
I am ready for Nicole and Marysol just to have open animosity.
Thats sort of how the fight ends, with the two of them not caring.
Oh, Jesus, Mary, andDonatella Versaces ice-bucket-challenge video.
Oh, come on.
Sister, you are not a farmer.
You have a couple of goats.
I bought some swim goggles; does that mean Im Michael Phelps?
In a confessional, Larsa says, Julia is a follower and just doing what Adriana says.
She was, right?
Didnt we see that?
I remember seeing that.
Is Larsa red-pilling me, or is this real?
Its real, and Adriana cant stand it.
She tells Larsa that she is evil, and she hits below the belt.
I dont know, I think this is just what Adriana deserves.
