The Real Housewives of Miami
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Usually, I say this is bullshit.
About the size ofYes badongadong.
This whole fight is absolutely crazy because Adriana makes it up out of thin air.
If a fight were an air fryer, it would be this one.
(Not that its bad; it is just … Larsa mentions she likes guys who are tall, dark, and handsome.
Adriana, sensing the opening shes been waiting months for, says, Like Kanye West?
What is up with you and Kanye West?
She knew too much.
I dont really buy it, but sure.
Adriana says it may have something to do with her dating Khloe Kardashians man,Tristan Thompson.
I know the players but not the game, as it were, so excuse any mistakes.)
I have so many questions about this story.
Adriana is a woman, so why were they in the same bathroom?
Wouldnt he have been like, Hey, lady, get out of here?
And if he was in a stall, how did she even see it?
Did she plop her head on his shoulder and be like, Want me to hold it?
I need scale models.
I need a Zapruder film so we can launch a congressional investigation into this very important incident.
Larsa reasonably asks that Adriana not tell this story about people she knows because she finds it inappropriate.
Then Adriana says, Well, let me finish my story about Kanyes dick.
How much story is left?
You went to the bathroom, you saw the D, it was big.
Unless you touched it, this story is complete.
Still, Adriana refuses to let it drop.
As Larsa tells her, tell literally any other story.
Theres a back and forth, and it gets louder and louder, mostly on Adrianas part.
Larsa says that if Adriana goes to 100, shell go to 200.
Just what Haiti needs.
Before Larsa arrives, Adriana tells Alexia, Larsa freaked out at me for no reason.
First of all, you freaked out.
I hate Jamie Dornan so much I dont want to hear about his dick.
(He knows what he did.)
No one thinks Adriana is right about bringing this up.
Why, because youre queen bee?
This gets to the heart of why Adriana is mad.
It has nothing to do with Ye or his manhood.
Yeah, Larsa acts bored around the group, but that has always been her affect.
It doesnt seem any better or worse than it ever did.
This is Adriana makingherselffeel inferior.
It is her being jealous and concocting a fight out of something ridiculous to prove her point.
As the discussion continues, Adriana says that when she brought up Ye, Larsa flipped.
You went psycho, Adriana says, to which the only apt response is the one Larsa gave.
Almost as exhausted as I was when Larsa said, I have the best resume in the group.
I was married the longest and had the most kids, as if that somehow translates to virtue.
I mean, Genghis Khan had, like, 14 children.
Does that make him a saint or something?
And while were at it, Ye has four.
How do you feel about him?
