The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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For the first time in a long time, I dont feel like there are sides onRHONJ.
The Teresa/Dolores/Jennifer versus Margaret/Melissa/Jackie days are done, which is great for the show.
Well, except for Teresa, who continues to be as wrong as answering False on your eye exam.
That is a fact.
Gia also has a very tenable position.
She says that there comes a point when the bashing is just too much.
Everyone going to jail was five years ago, and they all need to move on.
Joe needs to realize that these things happened, and there is nothing he can do about it.
If he wants a relationship with his nieces, he needs to keep his mouth shut about their father.
But, hey, this is a family bought and paid for by Bravo.
They will be continuing to rage about these very issues when theyre all at Gabriellas inauguration in 30 years.
Now on to the Margaret and Jennifer fight, which is as complex as trying to watchInceptionwhile stoned.
This I disagree with.
(Is that the opposite of a disco stick?)
Oh no, maam.
I mean, pick a side already.
Yes, she is correct, but is this the time to be having this discussion?
Couldnt Margaret wait until thenextparty to rub it in?
This is a joyous occasion.
There is an alligator made out of bread!
We have a whole season to get through, and its the middle of the summer.
Only you not being so central to the show.
How its different is that it was neither Margaret nor Jennifers party when they were talking shit.
Its also different because what Margaret said was true, and she knew it to be true.
Teresa makes no sense at all.
Even when a producer is like, Do you realize what you did now was wrong?
She is still as baffled as she was the first time she saw an episode ofBlues Clues.
(Yeah, I get it.
Hes blue, but hes not a clue.
Why are they calling him a clue?)
This show has become great once again with a cast that hasnt changed in four seasons.
