The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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The crazy thing is that I think her being so dumb used to be good for the show.
It made for some fun arguments and a bit of comedy.
Now I only enjoy watching this when she is not around to drag us all lower than her hair.
If she didnt want to hurt me, shouldnt she have said it was an analogy?
That is not how language works.
Maybe for her, because she cant grasp simple sentences and has to explain, That was a joke.
Teresa says that Margaret says that Luis is abusive.
No, Margaret tells her.
All of the exes say that.
Either the women are coming forward, or reporters are digging this up and then publicizing it.
And Teresa accuses Margaret of taking a dump in her foyer.
Yeah, I get it.
Its hard to put it all out there for our amusement.
Maybe the problem isnt the women or the press, but, um, Luis.
Thats the problem with the love bubble.
In this instance, I think it deserves to be popped.
), but I shed actual tears watchingRHONJ.
I dont want Jackie to only go on four-day vacations because she cant control her meals.
I dont want her to ask her husband if its okay that she gain some weight.
OM to the G, imagine if your therapy homework for the week was to go get ice cream?
How do you even start?
Do you have to try every flavor?
Not being an asshole all the time sure has its benefits.
Everyone curses Jackie, who played softball in high school, for missing an easy pop fly.
They all celebrate when Luis throws out a batter at first.
Say what you will about him, but that man has a good arm.
Everyone hops in their cars and returns home, having done a good deed and played a good game.
