The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Not even a Delta, Delta, Delta can I help ya, help ya, help ya.
Surprising no one, a fight does not break out.
Thats what Frank says, and hes convinced that shes a zombie.
The continuation is never as good as the tease.
The TBC really serves no purpose.
Girl, we are going to tune in.
Youre crazier than Milania Giudice after two Four Lokos.
This whole situation is stranger than a book by Camus.
First of all, did Dolores have anything to do with these kids genetically?
Because they both look like clones of Frank.
(Like us, Dolores also hates that they always love it.)
Gabby says that he cant have any adult visitors, and Frank is like, What?
Your boyfriend stays over; your girlfriend stays over.
You dont have sex?
Oh, Mamma Mia!
I know that all humans are sexual creatures.
And that is coming from me, someone who starred in a Bravo-themed pornographic video calledBelow Dick.
She gives them their blessing to have relationships with him even though theyre not together.
What is also harrowing is thinking about the physical toll this disease has.
She could have a blood tsunami in her body?
That is freaking insane.
Eating disorders are so awful and insidious, and I hope that Jackie finally gets the treatment she needs.
Not the Atlanta Braves, though.
Shouldnt it be over to the shore?
Dolores has a house in Toms River, and Jennifer rented one for the summer, as has Teresa.
Im sorry, but I would love an invite to Missy Gs.
Oh baby, do you know what thats worth?
Missy Gs made heaven a place on Earth.
The other thing everyone is talking about is Teresas man, Luis.
Hey, you cant say Tre doesnt have a throw in.
Theres all this confusion about where Luis is.
He shouldnt be hounded about this stuff.
She then gets mad that theyre filming and leaves.
It has benefitted her wildly in her decade-plus on television.
She cant decide now that some things are off-limits.
He knew she was on a reality show.
That means he would be on a reality show.
Yeah, there is a way to do that.
Its called quit the show.
You dont ever have to answer a question again.
And dont throw a To Be Continued … about what Teresa would choose in this instance.
