The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Hello, and welcome to my blog, TeresaGiudiceBehavingLikeAJerk .angelfire.net.
We have a lot to cover because, well, Teresa really behaved like a jerk this episode.
If Teresa is awful, let her be awful.
Dont give a shot to paper it over like a moldy wall in a Starbucks bathroom.
It was enough to make me cry.
I sort of love Gabby because she is the only non-guido Catania.
Honestly, I want to know the answers to all of these questions, too.
Everything really starts to pop off when the girls all go down the shore.
Teresa rides to Doloress house with Jen, Dolores, and Frank.
The same thing can be said for feeding Frank too much pepperoni.
They arrive at Doloress house, which is much taller than it is wide.
As everyone gathers on Doloress deck, Teresa comes out with presents for everyone: vibrators.
Yes, Joe Giudice is now in the sex-toy business.
Is that a saying?
Did I learn that in Latin class?
(Teresa does know that vibrators dont go in butts, right?)
Everyone, to a person, is already annoyed with Teresa.
Jackie says that she doesnt want to do this with her.
I dont want to fight either, Teresa says.
I came bearing gifts.
I thought it was a nice thing.
Teresa did not mean this as a nice thing.
If she did, she just would have given it and been gracious.
Oh, Im sorry.
Then Melissa says, Is there anything else anyone wants to get off their chest?
Yes, Teresa answers everyone wondering how shes going to behave by being even worse to Jackie.
Actually, you treat everyone like shit.
Teresa turns to Dolores: Do I treat you like shit?
Teresa turns to Jen: Do I treat you like shit?
Teresa turns to Margaret: Do I treat you like shit?
Well, you did have my hair pulled.
One point for Team Teresa Treats Everyone Like Shit.
Teresa turns to Melissa: Do I treat you like shit?
Melissa looks at her and her eyes say, How much time do you have?
Somehow it ends with Melissa saying that Jackie is, once again, going to cry.
Im not going to cry, Jackie insists.
Teresa says to her, Im a confident person.
I only want to hang out with confident people.
Jackie looks across the table and takes her am.
Slyly looking over her French manicure, she says, Did you get that confidence in jail?
