The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I could not watch this session at all.
It is, as the kids would say, cringe.
It is so cringe that Ive turned into Cringer, Prince Adams pet.
They dont even split the verses or the lines or anything like they would onDrag Race.
Did I miss something?
Did he have them removed from testicular cancer?
Did they just shrivel up and fall off due to all the supplements he has taken?
Is this his metaphoric balls that were taken by Dolores?
Luis, Teresas now fiance, says he has never seen her act like that before.
But other than that andall the other occasions, dont get involved in the womens business.
Oh, the Boot Barn.
I think I went to high school with his sister, Dress.
Do you know her?
She drove a Volkswagen that we called the Fashion Bug.
While they are shopping, Teresa uses my least favorite rationale for her behavior.
She says that Marge kept poking the bear, and she shouldnt be surprised when she got bit.
(That is also what my friends scream when I trip at the bar.
Everyone sits down to dinner, and Teresa apologizes for not acting like herself the night before.
Everyone is like, Oh, thats great, Teresa.
Good apology, but its not.
No, thats not how it works.
How about not hurting the bunny at all?
How about not giving someone credit for only being partially decent?
Marge wont let it go at the end of the table, nor should she.
Its interesting that were really seeing the tide turn against Teresa this season.
Melissa says that the table is being held hostage by Teresa.
These are not great ways to talk about the woman who thinks that it is entirely her show.
She cant argue a point, so she can only throw jabs and insults.
It is the last resort of the stupid.
What I really wanted was for Melissa to say no.
What I wanted was for Joe to say that he wasnt going to let his wife say that.
What I wanted was for Jennifer to tell Teresa to take it down a notch.
This is never going to stop.
She will continue to be the thermometer of the room and the terrorist of every social situation.
It just seems like everyone, bar Marge, is too chickenshit to do it.
