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I didnt think it would get there by the third episode, but thats how inflation works, baby.

Or is it climate change?
Or is it COVID fatigue?
Or is it cancel culture?
Or is it Wordle?
Is it all of them?
Is it none of them?
I dont know anymore.
I get why Margaret did it, but I still dont buy her justification.
Of course Jennifer doesnt like women who cheat; she was a woman who was cheated on.
Her talking about women cheating but having a husband who cheated isnt hypocritical; its understandable.
(Wait, is this why I keep getting online window ads for Turkeys Number-One Bariatric Surgeon?
Is it cause I write about Jennifer?)
And poor Bill, the sad collateral damage in this whole thing.
We need more for this season.
Maybe well get it in the fight between Jackie and Dolores.
It is time that Dolores gets called out on her loyalty.
I didnt think it was going to be Jackie to expose this, but here we are.
(Didnt I tell you that pineapples are so last season?)
If this storyline fizzles out, where will the drama come from?
He looks like a villain, but I dont know.
I dont know; Luis seems kinda sweet to me.
So is the drama going to be between Jackie and Evan?
(That is a joke for gays only.
If you dont get it, dont Google it.)
That could be some good drama on an individual level, but will it sustain us for the season?
What about Dolores and David?
Oh wait, that ended.
Dolores says she realized that she wanted more from him.
You mean just what everyone on the cast has been telling her for the last three seasons?
I would never have guessed.
Maybe the drama will be with Dolores and Frank and their kids, who strangely both call him Frank.
This could be good, but Im not hanging my hat on it.
Who else do we have left?
Tony the Pool Guy?