The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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That she is in the midst of processing the affair comes up again with her brother.
But also letting this thing fester between the two of them for a decade cant be healthy.
Luis says his ex is thirsty and wants attention, so this is her fault.
He also goes with Dont we all have some girl out there who would talk bad about us?
I dont think Evan does since hes been with Jackie since college.
I bet Joe Benigno doesnt either except for the ex-wife he cheated on.
Or maybe hes just bad at choosing partners, which again means there is something wrong with him.
Either way, this does not look good for Luis.
He is asking the right questions.
What does she think shes on?Unsolved Mysteries?
Put me in a mausoleum, light a candle, and desecrate my body.
I want to roll my eyes at everything about Teresa and Luiss anniversary celebration.
Where did he find this guy?
At an open casting call forThe Wedding Singer: The Musicalat the Hunterdon Hills Playhouse?
Teresa tells us Luis booked this because she played sax in grammar school.
After she gives him a diamond man bracelet, he says he is going to give her a card.
It is not a card.
It is a whole scroll.
A whole entire scroll with the 20 reasons why he loves her.
Luis better have tipped him well.
The thing is, they arent 20 reasons like Your smile or You make excellent omelets.
Theyre like whole paragraphs.
(Yes, I paused it and transcribed it.)
You love so good.
Other than the love bombing, this is kind of a boring episode.
There is also a spa day at the rec center of a suburban townhome community or something.
It is weird, and I dont like it, and all anyone talks about is Jen.
Its not too complex.
You have a teenage girl.
Theyre all like this.
In fact, this is too real.
No one wants this on their television.
