The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Well, weve never had a bro-down like the one in tonights episode.
Except this is the first time I can think of when it is just the men.
This whole dinner gets set up when everyone is down the Shore at Missy Gs pink party.
It is like he is dressed asViolet Beauregarde.
They decide to plan this dinner and invite Luis, the Eggplant Kid, along with them.
A lot can happen in a week, though.
No, its even worse.
Just to be clear, this isnot the lawsuithis ex-girlfriend filed accusing him of abusive and controlling behavior.
This is also not when he gotarrested for road rage.
They say he should talk to Luis.
What good is that going to do?
Someone needs to sit Teresa down and make her look at all of this stuff.
Let her go on helicopter rides with her adorable boyfriend.
Know who has also earned some good news?
She later tells Jen that David is hanging out with everyone in her family but wont return her texts.
He says he has Nothing to say to her.
If he wanted into Doloress family so bad, why not just propose already.
What a waste of time that mustache-less Monopoly Man turned out to be.
And then we find out her mother has to go in for a triple bypass.
Someone get Dolores a glass of wine and a crudites platter with extra Ranch!
What I dont feel bad about is her talking to her 14-year-old daughter about it on camera.
Let the poor kid be a kid.
She is carrying her own trauma; she doesnt need Jens too.
I mean, they cant be any worse than those Magnolia people who invented shiplap and cupcakes.
Joe says he was, but he was not.
Thats as obvious as his use of performance enhancements.
What they dont tell him is that he is walking into an ambush.
Joe tells him that Jen got dirty and disgusting and crossed the line.
What does he want Bill to do?
The guys then take the same route of circular whataboutism that plagued the women just a week ago.
Its like playingThe Game of Life, except every square is just a finger pointing in someone elses direction.
Joe says that Jen has gotten out of hand, calling him crooked.
Bill says, What about what Margaret did to Jen?
Its not like she went digging stuff up.
Evan says, What about Jen went digging stuff up about me?
Evan says shes not a good person.
They expect Bill just to sit down and have another tequila shot when theyre coming for his woman?
Its one thing when the ladies take shots at her, but one of his bros?
No way in hell.
An earlier version of this recap stated that the househusbands received payment for their appearances.
