The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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This might go down as the worst vacation inRealHousewiveshistory.
The nadir of the trip, however, has to be the group biking activity.
This is by far the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen on television.
Why would a group of grown adults do this?
Yes, Nashville is now thebachelorette-party capital of the world.
How are there so many Americans making decisions as bad as hiring Rudy Giuliani to be onThe Masked Singer?
I totally understand bachelorettes looking to play drinking games in the afternoon, but grown adults?
Grow some dignity and go to a whiskey tasting for fucks sake.
Even if Kyle Cookes face was the seat, I wouldnt sit on one of those.
Are you drinking milk?
Does this little boy need milk?)
However, Teresa is once again intent on ruining everything.
Margaret brings up that Teresa fat-shamed her at dinner the night before and no one stopped her.
Everyone agrees that fat shaming is bad, but again no one piped up.
Jennifer tells Marge, You do ask a lot of questions, but she has stopped asking those questions.
The last two times Teresa attacked her, Marge hadnt been doing anything.
Theyre just rage aftershocks because Teresa isnt getting the edit she wants.
you’ve got the option to see the look in Jackies eyes that say, Abort!
I once again have to commend her on her bravery in sharing this with the world.
The first is when Luis pulls Joe Gorga aside and asks him for his sisters hand in marriage.
The fucking patriarchy is strong in this one.
Of all the ridiculously outdated traditions in the world, can we at least get rid of this one?
Joe has no right to tell Luis what he can and cant do with his life.
Burn it all to the fucking ground and start over.
He has to ask!
Everyone has to ask.
Margaret is taking all the heat for asking the questions that everyone should have been asking Teresa.
Thats all he needed to say.
When Joe asks, then he answers.
It wasnt that hard to address all of this, was it?
This wasnt the worst of Luiss moments, though.
What about when Margaret walks away from Teresa, and he says, ever so snidely, Thank you.
Have a great night.
Or what about when he tells Teresa hes not fighting anymore and he wants to go.
Seriously, he says to Teresa and the whole rooftop and the viewing public.
I dont need this.
I can work hard so you never have to work a day in your life.
How lucky is that?
Lets go move into our 15,000-square-foot house.
First of all, that house is being paid for by what Teresa is doing right here.
But theres no way hes going to.
Margaret says it best: I was right about Siggy.
I was right about Danielle.
Ill be right about Luis.
I dont think she means Margaret; I think she means the scrutiny that her man is getting.
But that doesnt mean she should blame all this on Margaret; maybe she should blame herself.
But Teresa cant do that.
She cant even apologize.
Thats how hard up Teresa is; she cant even issue a Housewives apology.
Im sorry I lost my temper and ruined your dress, but you drove me to it.
Eventhatis too much for her.
Yes, Marge is no saint.
She poured water on Danielle.
She pushed Marty in the pool.
But Teresa has never done anything to support Marge.
Margaret says it best when she says that everyone lowers their expectations around Teresa.
Jennifer, the strongest woman in her family, becomes a sniveling sycophant.
Jackie has to lose several IQ points just to have a conversation with this woman.
Teresa wont even throw out just half the sprinkled cookies.
Everyone is giving her participation trophies.
