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I think this episode is a perfect opportunity to talk about my Unified Theory of Late-Stage Housewifery.

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Thomson just minutes after she emerged from her cocoon on the infamous lower level.

She continues shouting at Ramona about how she has nothing except fake-ass friends.

This is when it gets into territory about the show.

Maybe instead of a hug, she could cover some therapy bills?

I get where theyre coming from, but Im sorry I agree with Luann.

Shes once again marinating in the same beef on the show.

The real fight about the show, though, is what is going on with Leah and Heather.

I mean, the pandemic really has thrown everyone off.

Luann then seems to forgive Heather, who owns her comment that Luann wasnt genuinely a friend to her.

Ramona and Sonja seem not to care nearly as much as Leah does.

Because of that, they make up quickly.

Leah, apparently, thinks this is wrong and doesnt want to do this fake shit.

But Leah cant be taking up other peoples banners with Heather.

Ramona, however, is incapable of that.

As Leah says, she is rude and stuck-up and treats people like crap.

Yes, but Leah should have stood her ground and said, Dont dismiss me.

I just want to talk about something quickly.

Instead she parades around the house, snarking about what a bitch Ramona is to Michelle, a.k.a.

Diane, the hospitality coordinator whose name Ramona cant keep straight.

I dont know how you work for Ramona, Leah says.

Shes such a fucking bitch.

Why is everything so charged?

Yes, I know this is a Housewives program, but something seems off.

There was also a newfangled equipment, connected to the electricity of the house but otherwise undetectable.

When she got to the top, Michelle was standing right there.