The Real Housewives of New York City
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Why do both Leah and Ebonis dogs have two names?
Isnt one name good enough for these dogs?
Ramonas dog, Coco, the oldest living dog in New York, only has one name.
Is that because they are so old?
Speaking of which, Sonja Morgan has $10,000 of uncashed checks sitting around her House for Wayward Interns.
More than a pair of panties laundered in a bidet, this is the most Sonja Morgan detail ever.
Sonja Morgan Brands now has employees?
When did this become a legitimate business?
Oh wait, that is Wills career ofmydreams.
The Housewives Institute regrets the error.
(It does not.)
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the American Dream.
He says that Sonja will reach Martha Stewart level sooner than we thought.
Not even Bethenny is at Martha Stewart level and she is what all Housewives aspire to be.
No one here is telling the truth or, frankly, making any sense.
A very fair point.
This is when Gaurav says that Sonja has the $10,000 in uncashed checks.
Wait, why are the attorneys being paid out of Sonjas cut?
Why cant this guy pay for the attorneys on his own?
Sonja says she wants to see the books, but does she even know what the books are?
Is she expecting theTwilightsaga to be plopped on her front door?
Would she even know what the books meant?
When Lu asks if they had sex, Sonja says, Did I have sex with him?
I cant even walk today.
Sonja even left the caviar she was gifted for her birthday in the suite.
Speaking of which, what the hell was up with Luanns video shoot?
Ramona shows up and wants to drink the Champagne that is there for the set.
And then he and Sonjas intern Will would start making out and I would take off … sorry.
Were filming a Christmas video, not a new installment for my OnlyFans.
Actually, SMIFFEE, but I think she is totally lyinganddoesnt remember exactly what happened.
All of the women arent actually upset that Sonja lied to them, theyre more, like, sad.
Ramona just says, She lies.
Luann says Sonja has nothing to prove to them.
Luann is missing the point.
Maybe this all comes back to her daddy issues, something that she shares with Eboni.
That leaves Eboni searching for who her real father might be.
The same goes for Sonja.
Sonja tells her about her father, who abandoned her when she was 3.
She also tells her about her stepfather, who loved his biological children more than he loved Sonja.
Aleta bangs her drum, and the vision vibrates.
