The Real Housewives of New York City
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This season on our least favorite show,Poor Women Doing Nothing,the poor women do nothing.
But mostly, the poor women do, well, nothing.
Seventeen episodes and I didnt get one drama boner.
Not even a drama chubby.
This was a very fitting end to a very boring season because nothing happened in this episode either.
I was a little intrigued at the Galentines party where they are all talking about their worst sexual experience.
I didnt realize I went to college with Ramona.
If youre ever going to sell it, now is the time.
Now on for the final party of the season.
Well, maybe not.
What sort ofFrankenfishis the episode theyre airing next week?
They gave us a preview and it seems like an unseen moments kind of show.
Girl, what else can they wring out of this season?
If these were the most exciting bits, what did they save for this clip show?
I was going to say, Who the hell had Luann dress as a black woman again?
after herfiasco dressing as Diana Rossthree seasons ago.
Then I realized, wait,Luanngave herself this assignment.
She walks right into this willingly and, well, at least there wasnt any black face this time.
Ebonis Luann is also solid but how hard is it?
Quite difficult, according to Leah who says, Being Luann is hard.
You have to perform, you have to sing, you have to be obsessed with yourself.
They are game, though.
The ones who really knock it out of the park, though, are Leah and Ramona.
(The English call that gunge.
The identity swap reminded me of this drag party we go to every Labor Day weekend in Fire Island.
But then once youre there, youre like, This is boring and my feet hurt.
A redhead watches all of this happening from the back patio.
She thinks of all the interventions she could have done.
But she does none of that.
She returns to the black Suburban that was idling for her half a mile down the road.
All of these years Ive been plotting.
Ive spent so much time, money, and energy on my greatest plot.
No murderous fate was too bad for them.
She takes a deep breath and stares out the window as Darren pulls away from the curb.
But its clear to me that its done.
Its like nothing I did, well, like it didnt matter.
