The Real Housewives of Orange County
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I initially thought that Dr. Jen was just a little bit out of place.
Maybe she wasnt the showiest or the craziest, but that she would come along.
Now I think that she might be the deadliest combination of all.
No, not eggy farts and close confines.
I mean she might be both boring and annoying.
On this side of WWII?
The easy thing is to blame his awful condescension and take Jens side.
But this isnt coming from nowhere.
She tells him she just wants him to say hes proud and knows she works hard.
He says all of these things like a prisoner coming down a mountain.
You know, a con … descending.
I will see myself out.
Ryan is giving her nothing that she needs, but what she needs is maybe way too much.
This is all that really happens in an episode that is otherwise as tame as a 14-year-old house cat.
Then the ladies are back in the OC.
Either that or her fake tan is reflecting her magenta shirt.
Either way, it is scary.
I am not incredibly familiar with female genitalia, but why do they need to be stacked?
Are vaginas like Oreos or deck chairs or one-dollar bills?
What else is even stacked?
But why would you do this?
A stack of vaginas is not a thing.
An orgy (or in this case a four-gy) is a thing, but a vag stack?
Its just inconvenient for everyone.
The ladies recreate the vag stack at Emilys game night, where they barely play any real games.
It is like putting a plunger between your legs and then getting a roll of toilet paper on it.
What even are these games?
What happened to a round of Scattergories?
Noella gets all mad that Dr. Jen brings this up, but you know Noella tells everyone about this.
She has the photo of it in the favorites folder on her phone.
Its not like she says something that is a secret.
Noella is just looking for reasons to get mad, though.
Yes, this is true and why she is on reality television.
That is also why she is more exhausting than paddle-boarding in a hurricane with jet lag.
Okay, sister, I am back in.
Its a whole thing.
Im done for good.
Sorry, this is over.
