The Real Housewives of Orange County
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She has more episodes thanThe SimpsonsandThe Viewcombined.
(Could you imagine combiningThe SimpsonsandThe View?)
Just look at her husband serving her divorce papers.
The first time, the process server arrived and threw them at her mother.
This is shady on Sweet Jamess part, but it points to Noella as someone who chose this man.
Of course, she chose someone who is too much.
Of course, this is the man she fell in love with.
That is all I think of when I see Noella.
She has, dare I say it, the same thirst.
Noella is thirstier than Zendaya and the Fremen inDune.
Shes thirstier than Nicki Minajs dead houseplants.
She is thirstier than Grandpa Gene when hes on the prowl at the Quiet Woman.
Just look at her underboob in her Slutty Billie Holiday costume in her latest confessional.
From her parched forehead to her gulping baby toes, she is thirst personified.
No one has ever wanted it worse than Noella, and nothing will keep her from getting it.
This is the insult that she lobs at Dr. Jen, which I couldnt find farther from the truth.
Dr. Jen doesnt seem thirsty she just seems, I dont know, not cut out for this game.
She seems like she doesnt really care about being here.
A selfie?The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption!
Shed pick beef with Heather Dubrow, the new and returning champion.
She wouldnt pick beef with Noella, a leftover scallop ceviche from aTop Chefquickfire challenge.
Not that Dr. Jen is right.
This is dumber than screen doors on a submarine.
She brings up that Noella isnt married but had a fake wedding, and are they even really married?
Emily Simpson, PI & Esq., says immediately that if theyre getting divorced, then theyre married.
Ah doy, Dr. Jen.
I think that Dr. Jens spirit is correct, but she gets her facts all wrong.
Thats what I mean about Dr. Jen.
She fires the right shot, but she has no idea where the target is.
(In my experience, the Target is usually near a Lowes.)
They shouldnt be making Shannon apologize; they should be sending her a muffin basket.
Heather keeps saying that Shannon was coming for her family.
If thats coming for your family, what did Nicole do?
