The Real Housewives of Orange County
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I dont get it.
I seriously, honestly, incontrovertibly do not understand what Shannon and Gina are fighting about.
Theyre gathered in an Aspen department store, and theyre about to break into a yell over what?
Yes, there are some allusions to Ginas arrogance and Shannon liking Noella more than Gina.
This is just two women who either dont care to or cant figure out how to be friends.
They both say they want to be friends, so what is keeping them from doing it?
This is such an odd fight.
Its like two girls on the playground mad because another girl stole their Bop It or something.
But this is it.
This is the fight.
Everything about this episode is weird and off-kilter, and I dont like it one bit.
What did they leave?
A bottle of Veuve, two Diet Cokes, some chocolate, and some matcha-ginger wellness shots.
Yes, that is just what the spirits of dead miners want.
Then the miners might actually be happy and leave her alone.
Wait, has anyone ever met an inessential oil?
It seems like a stupid idea.
You cant approximate the moment.
You still wont have any pictures from the actual ceremony.
But in reality, it is a really sweet idea.
This is Emilys fantasy photo shoot, and I am here for it.
Onto the Rack and Roll party.
My first problem with this party is that some of the ladies did not dress like rock stars.
Gina as Gwen Stefani, Noella as Jimi Hendrix, and Emily as some rock-inspired babe are all fine.
I dont know what Shannon is dressed as, but it is giving me rock.
The biggest problem is Heather Dubrow, who comes as Posh Spice.
He has more cowhide in his closet than Nixon has pills (as my mother would say).
Posh Spice is not a rock star.
She is a pop singer.
Even worse, she is part of a girl group.
You dont go as one Spice Girl.
Nothing happens at this party, not even anything funny.
We see no reaction.
We see no applause.
