The Real Housewives of Potomac
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I say this all to say that Mia and Jacqueline are the Joan and Toni ofPotomac.
The dynamic between Mia and Jacqueline is bizarre, yet I cant look away.
This episode, however, is Ashleys time to clock in and showcase her value to the show.
It is no surprise that Candiace gave the table the blackest part of her ass to kiss.
She chooses to forgo bringing it up during their pitiful pedal boat ride.
The dinner scene is peakHousewivesunderhandedness and trickery at work.
Robyn then takes the opportunity to take out her Bluetooth speaker as Karen remarks, Robyns going tech!
to blare out Candiaces half drunk/sleepy rant from IG live, attempting to corner her for her behavior.
The heartbreak on Karens face is palpable.
Candiace is in denial that she ever commented on her relationship and continues to deflect back onto Ashley.
Ashley may not have had Karens best interest in revealing that information during Karens worst birthday weekend ever.
Still, she is not lying, and production kindly provides the footage to show as much.
But that doesnt stop Candiace from drunkenly calling and crying to her husband.
Very quickly, the episode devolves from an episode ofReal Housewives of PotomactoThe Bad Girls Club.
As of now, the pair is done.
We will see how long that lasts.
This season is not letting its foot off the gas.
The true grande dame wore a T-shirt dress and kitten heels at the all-white dinner.
What in the first communion hell was that???
Between that and her seven different eyebrow shapes, I am puzzled.
Karen Huger getting hot in the pants over some fire eating was equal parts hysterical and befuddling.
I shudder to think how dates with her and Ray at the Barnum & Bailey circus end up.
When did Charisse and Candiace get close enough that Mrs. Bassett would gossip about Ashleys divorce with her?
Am I missing something?
