The Real Housewives of Potomac

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We start the episode by checking in on the Dixon household, which is in a bit of disarray.

Personally, I respect Karen for not wavering in her position despite Monique leaving the cast.

Regardless, Candiaces walls of forgiveness are still very much erect with her handkerchief of justice firmly in tow.

I truly hope she didnt take out a line of credit for this.

Give her some screen time in bed rest; everyone will understand.

Lets have a chat about Season Two Wendy.

Next week, Ashley finally crosses the finish line with her pregnancy, but not without a little distress.

Until then, take care of yourselves and make yourself a doughnut salad like Mias son Joshua.

Cherry Blossoms

#FreeNaia!

Chriss poor daughter is shimmying away from that camera, and I, the viewer, am distressed.

kindly, for the sake of all that is holy and sacred, let the clitoroplasty jokes go.

Theyre tired, unfunny, and only make them sound like intense prudes.

Ray struggling with moving furniture in 4K … Bravo keeps playing those same two clips of Wendy on MSNBC and Fox when referring to her broadcast career.

Does she not have anything else in her highlight reel?

Zen Wen is probably drawing up notes and cue cards for the reunion as we speak!