The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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As Meredith said last week, Time is not on your side, get a smaller puzzle!
As an aside: Why is there a whole pear on this charcuterie board?
Meredith says that though Sharrieffs party was fun, it was awkward having Lisa there.
And speaking of bad-mouthing, Meredith takes this opportunity to once again mention all the rumors flying about Lisa.
This time the rumor is that Lisa performs sexual favors to get places to carry Vida Tequila.
Meredith, for one, thinks this rumor shes spreading sounds absurd.
But wait, is it?
Because Whitney heard the exact same thing from someone she knows.
Phew, thats a relief!
For a second there I thought they were gonna talk about Lisa behind her back.
He doesnt think he needs college to be successful since he already owns a shampoo company, Fresh Wolf.
But then we get our strongest words yet from Jack on the matter: Fudge college, honestly.
A nation of viewers just clutched their pearls.
Heather, for one, is not particularly excited by this trip to Arizona.
Its the redheaded stepchild of Utah.
Its just Utah, warmer, and with more white people … if thats even humanly possible!
Meredith concurs, suggesting Saint-Tropez, Bali, or the Maldives as more appropriate destinations.
But Whitney clarifies that since Jen cant leave the country, their travel options are limited.
Once again, Jen puts the con in icon.
Shes cackling, absolutely giddy, and asking all the right questions: Who is she servicing?
State liquor store officials?
Ive never even smoked weed; I barely take Advil.
I had my augmentation with nothing.
I, like, went and got a Diet Coke after.
Eventually Meredith joins them, resigned to taking the last spot right next to Lisa.
As night falls, they lie under blankets for an emotional breathing exercise.
Jen worries about missing her sons lives.
Meredith is brought back to the struggle she went through last year with her father and nephew.
Either Whitney is a psychic or energy-healer Meghan is on to something.
Meredith apologizes to the group for being late, explaining that she didnt feel safe.
When will this madness end?
Instead of snowflakes they should all hold charcuterie in the intro.
