The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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I think the great thing about religion is everyone can do it a different way.
He sees exactly where this is going and is already laying the groundwork to get out of it.
In other words, fudge church.
Being the fast-food connoisseur that she is, Lisa is slowly but surely getting the hang of pizza-french-fry.
They must need the numbers to qualify for regionals.
She doesnt like living in this space of ambiguity and wants to confront this all head-on with Heather.
Get on in here!
Essentially Seth says,Hey, it sucks that your wife talked bad about my wife.
And then John says,It sucks that your wife talked bad about my wife, too.
And then they hug.
Some days its hard and I cry.
And funnily enough, Myra is how Meredith and her slurred drawl pronounces her own name, too.
The pair, plus Merediths niece and nephew, make a white-bean salad and attempt to cut a lemon.
How many of them does it take to cut this lemon?
Would you believe me if I told you three?
One operating the knife, one holding the left side of the lemon, and one holding the right.
They give Kendall Jenners cucumber a run for its money.
Sounds like Myra isnt a fan of Merediths castmates.
Fuck Danna, she says, right to the point.
But luckily it seems like Danna didnt make the cut for the choir anyway.
And by in the middle, I mean that literally.
The warm-ups get louder, and so does the fighting.
The sound mixers deserve hundreds if not thousands of Emmys for this scene alone.
Suddenly were talking about Heathers memory and how she forgets the details of conflicts.
But honestly, who can blame her?
Its nearly impossible to keep up with all of this nonsense, Id black out too.
Enough is finally enough and Heather storms off (her favorite pastime).
Speaking of God, if he cares about us, he will leak Lisa Barlows isolated vocals.
Why is she going to such lengths to deck out this abandoned YMCA?
Well, naturally every cast trip announcement needs a little flair.
But how do you top Scottsdale?
Based on the decor, you might think Hawaii?
Nope, were going to sunnySan Diego.
These women should file a class-action lawsuit against Bravo for these cast trips.
Okay, there is no way in hell that Angie K. knows anybody in San Diego.
The two of them are at Merediths house when she gets the San Diego FaceTime call.
Look who I have here, she says, showing them Danna and making Jens face drop.
These women have never met a location that they cant dramatically storm out of.
