The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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And what better place for it than a fun beach day?
Where was this kind of arrangement forRobyn Dixons Family Fun Dayin that desolate Potomac field?
Heather and Lisa both have a go at tell Jen that they want off the ride.
But the sun doesnt shine on the same dogs ass everyday.
(Is this on a T-shirt being sold in the Beauty Lab lobby yet?)
Jen says this isnt her fault but, rather, is the result of Heather constantly flip-flopping on her.
The conversation continues to bubble until finally Jen erupts with the bombshell that she tried to commit suicide.
I have always felt like I was a pretty strong person.
Bob the Builder is not famously strong, nor would I say is he well-known for moving heavy things.
Rather, building things seems to be his M.O., hence his name.
Perhaps Lisa is picturing Bob the Builder on a forklift or backhoe?
In any case, Jen storms off, leaving Heathers and Lisas hands tied with this conversation.
Venting about it to each other will just have to do for now.
(Well, all of the women except Jen, who of course brought her own expensive version.)
To me, this sounds like hell.
And we wonder why this meal immediately spirals into chaos!
This subject makes the entire table devolve.
Somehow this question leads us all the way back to the Utah Jazztickets rumor.
Weve strayed so far from Gods light.
This is news to Heather, who is completely perplexed by this revelation.
She thinks its been fine every time theyve seen each other, but Whitney completely disagrees.
This is all very Ross and Rachel but without James Burrows directing us toward cohesion.
Endless arguing with no clear through-line, no clear beginning and end, and zero resolution whatsoever.
Surely a dark day in that editing bay.
I was expecting pandemonium.
By the time they return to the house, so much is happening.
Were suddenly watching an episode ofDateline.
Its 3:20 a.m. Heather retires to her little casita to go to bed.
She locks the door.
Flash forward to 4:50 a.m. Someones trying to get in.
We see Heather approach the door to open it.
My heart is racing a mile a minute.
What time is it?
The screen cuts to black.
What does Meredith find in Heathers room?
Who was behind that locked door?
Will we ever find out?
One thing we know for sure: This is all to be continued.
