The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Because lets be honest.

We dont need Andy or some tidy pomp and circumstance for episodes like this.
Or at least throw us a bone with a glam/prop budget.
Ugh, anyway, lets get into it.
Were still in Vail, and its still 1:30 a.m., and everyone is still wearing sexy Ricola looks.
Lisajust droppedCameron mortgaged his house and gave Mary $300 grand.
The entire conversation is haunting, especially in the context of Cameronspassingearlier this year.
Back in Yodelayheehoo, Heather asks if the tithes were used inappropriately.
Im fascinated by how Meredith responds to vindication.
Apparently people losing their houses is minutiae compared to Brooks being cyberbullied.
Lisa asks her if people think shes God, then throws Whitney and Jen under the bus.
The next morning, Jennie (shes still here, remember?)
has Mary sit in her makeup chair so she can talk to her without interruption.
This is a genius maneuver and Jennie should not be underestimated.
Mary attempts to buy Jennies loyalty with Christian Louboutin sequin booties she pulled out of her donate pile.
Whitney confronts Heather about a ruckus she heard coming from her room overnight.
Its the doorbell, and Heather runs off for a quick family reunion with her sister, Nancy.
I have an important correction to make for the record.
I regret this error and it will not happen again.
They all decide Mary should have a chance to speak her truth.
What is that truth, you ask?
But I honestly think its even more damning in context?
Alas, the show goes on.
Somehow, Mary Cosby remains blessed.
See ya next week to delve into theback half of the season!