The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Well, well, well.
I believe we have officially arrived.
We were promised legal drama, and we sort of get it.
Do we get to see Jen Shah get arrested?
Um, no, not exactly.
Are there tangential criminal situations?
Game respect game; lets do this.
I remain shocked by the gall to play with karma like that!
Anyway, the ladies piece together that Jen got a tip-off call.
A hero in afaux-fur cape.
This is how rich people stay rich (plus generational wealth, mountains of privilege, etc.).
Theres just no way.
Apparently, its lucrative, but not make-it-rain-$100-bills-on-Justins-party-bus or throw-Meredith-an-$80k-birthday-party lucrative.
Jennie continues slugging down a beer and asks Whitney why shed steal from old people.
Lisa and her Buffalo-chip breath keep going on about Jens family and Jens husband.
Oracle Jennie says theyre going to question him, going to raid her house, and take everything.
1:20 p.m., Park City, UtahThe cops raid Jens house and take everything.
TBD on Coach Shahs involvement at this point.
Thats a wrap hand over that center snowflake.
Actually, maybe just hand over all of the snowflakes.
3:16 p.m., Salt Lake City, UtahJen is released from the courthouse.
She has no comment on defrauding elderly people.
I have no comment on those box braids.
And by snacks, I mean ketamine (maybe some benzos for later ).
4:13 p.m., Vail, ColoradoMary arrives in Vail.
Kendall Roy is nowhere to be found, but Meredith is absolutely toasted in the bathtub.
Mary says the FBI doesnt get involved unless theres facts or if someone talks.
Meredith sloshes that shes been waiting quietly for all of this and could Jen be innocent?
Does she believe it?
_()_/ (c’mon mentally add the bubbuh-bath beard here.)
Cold, sad crumbs when weve otherwise got a feast.
4:56 p.m., Vail, ColoradoThe bus arrives.
Merediths still in the tub because my girl wanted to set a scene, and guess what?
6:11 p.m., Vail, ColoradoJohn Barlow is saved in Lisas phone as JB HUSBAND with his LinkedIn photo.
Robert Sr. is saved in Marys phone as Dad with no photo.
The amount of sleep I will lose over these facts is insurmountable.
So much to share!
Jennie says the investigations been going on since 2012.
Mary goes on about reaping and sowing, and c’mon, universe, do her next.
Meredith drops what she thinks is a bucket of bombshells.
The second is that Jen is red-flagged in the Louis Vuitton CMS because she pays in cash.
That vindication she did earlier may have been laced.
It feels surveillance-y unchill to me), she saw Jen got out half a mile down the road.
On cue, Lisa begins the dry-eye sobbing.
Not sure JB HUSBANDs going to be able to bail her out of this one.
