The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Things are growing increasingly bleak in Salt Lake City.
I dont have any commentary that will fit in my word count beyond absolute fucking yikes.
And thats only whats going on outside of the show.
A less nefarious flavor of Bravo darkness also seems to be tightening its clutches onRHOSLC.
Its too early in this potential goldmine of a franchise for this to happen!
Bring in men for Heather!
Spin-off Shah Squads horniest members into aVanderpump Rules-esque romp!
The bar is so low!
Thats not gonna happen this week, though.
Really hoping that this is an its always darkest before the dawn kind of thing.
Its a solid hypothesis.
And maybe why Whitney and Heather make a loose plan to talk to Jen further.
What could possibly go wrong?
The key to both a 1.5% merit raise and eternal marriage is silence!
Over on the hit A&E showHoarders, Marys playing dress-up with her cousin-housekeeper, Charlinda.
Bonkers finances aside, I remain perplexed about the logistics of the Cosby empire.
But again, thats me trying to apply mortal logic to Ms. Cosby a fruitless exercise.
Anyway, Merediths big news is not big news at all: She and Seth are officially back together.
The real big news is that Lisa slips the ten-dollar word sophomoric into casual conversation to describe Whitney.
Could she be studying for the LSAT!?
Plus, maybe shell get a power bob and start wearing glasses to differentiate herself further from Meredith?
We can only hope.
The sentiment is excellent, but girl, the execution!
While it appears the Whos afraid of Jen Shah?
case is closed, the larger question remains: What is Jen like off-camera?
With just a few minutes left, Jens makeup-free face is back (Is this the same footage?
The timeline makes no sense) to make up with Sharrieff.
I love you, all my heart.
Forever into one of those big fluffy microphones.
Someone, anyone, like make it happen, for Jens sake and ours.
Anyway, see ya next week for a GIRLS TRIP TO VEGGAAASSSSS.
