The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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Thanks again,Louis!).

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I was also surprised to find traffic lights.

Correlation does not necessarily imply causation but just food for thought, ya know?

Back in Utah, John, Justin, Duy, and Seth go golfing.

Why are we seeing this extended hoedown bro-down complete with husband talking heads?

Heather also plots a spa day for Jen to show she cares about her criminal accusations or whatever.

Um, maybe because you are filming a TV show that rotates between approximately 3.2 locations?!

Jen is not invited to Seths birthday party to exactly no ones surprise.

Jen says her love is strong and eternal and blessed.

The distance from Salt Lake City to Zion is four hours and 20 minutes (sick, bruh).

Otherwise, I dont get it!

Like, girl, you were invited!

You have an open federal criminal case!

I guess perspective, gratitude, and self-awareness dont exactly make for riveting reality television, though.

Come on come at me, bro, and see if I can tempt him into a physical altercation.

Anyway, see ya next week for to be continued!

In the meantime, a hypothetical: Would you rather have Seth Marks as a husband or a dad?