The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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There has been a gas leak in theReal Housewives of Salt Lake Cityediting bay.
Were snapped back to reality to find out Heather has decided to start a choir?
Okay, maybe this gas leak has spread.
the snake-oil-salesmen-filled world of #grind TikTok.
It would be mommys money.
Justin pretty much is like the OG in his industry, Whitney tells us, using terminologyHousewivesfans will understand.
No one fires Justin.
Hes the best of the best.
The Teresa Giudice of sales, if you will.
But that doesnt make it right!
After all, the same way that sales is Justins work, that painting is Whitneys work.
It was practically a business meeting!
Speaking of which, Angie continues to deny starting the Utah Jazz rumor.
Sure, she gossiped with Whitney, but she maintains that she never said that specifically.
This is shocking to the Markses as well as anybody whos ever seen John Barlow in any capacity.
Look at the man!
Its impossible to imagine him cursing like that or even just saying the wordcurseinstead ofcuss.
After all, the guy has a 17-year-old son who says fudge in earnest.
This is exactly what Catholic confession is like.
Chris got five Hail Marys and a clean slate from Pastor Meredith Marks at least.
Not quite as forgiving is Jen, who has Heather over to fill her in on her cyberbully.
Jens home, having just hosted a 5-year-olds alien-themed birthday party, is absolutely filled with inflatable green martians.
The gas leak is back!
Do you know where would be a great place to hash this all out?
Turnout at the auditions themselves is lackluster, and Jen agrees; she was expectingAmerican Idoland gotUtah Idle.
Theres five people, and four of them are related to Heather, she says.
All is going smoothly until Jen sees Angie H. in costume and midhigh kick.
The last thing I expected today was to see Angie Harrington here, especially after my conversation with Heather.
But will it have her saying Seacrest out?
