The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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This franchise has completely destroyed the way I rate reality television.
Shit happening hits different.
Sheshutattoobe damned, Its All Happening now sounds less like a tease and more like a threat.
In both the show timeline and in the real timeline, its a perpetual onslaught of mess.
Not the fun kind!
We pick up exactlywhere we left off, at the dinner table, everyone fully losing their minds.
Instead, she calls Brooks on speaker with the door open.
and I feel so bad for all the husbands.
Jen creeps on in like a kid who just ralphed on their Gucci jam-jams.
Its the next morning.
Marys up and at em in her Brooks Marks sweatsuit.
Heathers in bed scrolling through her phone.
Ah, peace at least.
Will this moment of respite continue?
Perhaps extend to a classic one-two Bravo punch of outdoor sports and a culturally appropriative group activity?
Meredith has addedMommie Dearestto her vocal repertoire and is on some DO.
SISTER OR MY FATHER INTO IT.
ILL CALL THE CIA WHILE IM AT IT nonsense.
Girl, you know what happened.
Lisa agrees to give Meredith space.
In the kitchen, Mary continues being dismissive toward Jennie, Jennie continues being dismissive toward Mary.
Back at the villa, the ladies are all completely knackered.
), I was afraid.
Its copacetic across the board!
Meredith shares her favorite parts of the day!
Lisa tries a new strategy of whispering everything to keep the vibes right!
Everyone gets an invite to a VIDA event via Barlow voiceover that was definitely added in post!
Mary apologizes to Jennie!
But overall, its a victory.
In fact, its more than that.
Id say its a sizable pile of debaucherous hope.
Everything that happens once the girlies head downstairs to hit Club Zion is a first for the franchise.
Its proof that these women just might have it in them to have moments of actual friendship.
Can they do it without three weeks of trauma bonding, federal interference, and six handles of Titos?
That remains to be seen.
