The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Were in it may as well kick back and enjoy the dystopia of it all.
Plus, this sentient silicon implant of a program consistently expands my dusty little noggin.
Is the ol brain rotting more by the day?
Oh, of course.
Even Angie, whos in the Barlow doghouse.
Or maybe Lisas in the Angie doghouse?
Everyone is in doghouses!
Because on this television program, being wronged and being accused of wrongdoing are equally hurtful situations.
Lisa goes to pick up younger spawn Henry from school.
One where do you wanna go eat, baby love?
Over at the oyster bar, Jennie sits down withJessis vagina fromBig Mouth.
Oh wait, I wasnt wearing my glasses.
Its her shitbag of a husband, sporting a cowl-neck sweater and a bucket full of nonsense.
Before we get into the sister-wivery of it all, have yall seen thedetailsfrom Jennies alleged niece?
To me, the biggest plot hole here is the Catholicism bit.
Duy is Catholic enough that Jennie had to convert for him!
Anyway, Jennies not into the sister-wife thing and raises a bunch of valid logistical questions.
Food not included, the initial 18 years of expenses not included.
This is not chiropractor money.
This is massive telemarketing-fraud-scheme money, which has already proven to be a bad idea.
Everything about this story line continues to be a big ol yikes for everyone involved!
An entire therapist whose only job is to discern if you should stay married or not?
Maybe they have room in their schedule for Jennie and Duy!
Again, she seems into it, so who am I to judge?
In other parenting news, Heather holds a joint birthday party for Beauty Lab No.
2 and five babies named Grey, KJ, Russell, Remy, and Van.
Also, Angie lets Whitney feed her a bunch of Fireball and fluff her aura.
She barfs it all up, which is the only correct reaction.
The body keeps the score, baby.
Finally, its tubing time.
Also on the agenda?
Mary informs us that the destination is two hours away, thats 60 minutes, twice.
Pythagoras, look out!
She also gives everyone a refresh on carbonations ovary-hardening power.
Lisas like, I gotta Google that, is that a thing?
Mary does not like this response.
Its a mess all around.
(Dont forget, if Mary says something, its facts.
No Googling allowed fire your gastroenterologist, and get that booty hole feeling regular at last.)
Then Angie tries to get Lisa to move past the caterer drama for the sake of their 20-year relationship.
Angie comforts Lisa, and that is maybe the end of that.
Like Duy has brought up this specific date no less than 347 times.
Someone ask TikTok niece about this.
Nonetheless, the gals share their condolences and Meredith suggests they all take shots.
See ya next week for an intimate Barlow event, which promises some Cosby cult activity whistleblowing?!
With Jesus-bated breath, we wait.
