The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Sweeping shots of mountain majesties.
The sweet sounds of a knockoff Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Designer shoes in the snow.
And by terrible, I mean Shah-mazing.
Shes off to lunch but not with whom you might expect.
Im hearing rumors left, right, and center about Lisa.
And am I spreading them?
But that restraint was impressive while it lasted!
Salt Lakes Samantha Jones.
But were they downsized, or did they all just take plea deals?
The theme, despite the demographics of Utah (as Sharrieff notes), isHarlem Nights.
In a rental of their own, Meredith and Seth are unpacking groceries and chatting about The TiradeTM.
Were seeing lawyer and litigator Meredith Marks in action.
Maybe someone else has.
Lisa arrives, naturally on edge since its her first group event post-tirade.
But Lisa doesnt let her party jitters keep her from plugging that Vida is working on a hard seltzer.
Talk about burying the lede!
Why is this product not in my hands right this second?
And on the subject of Jen, Whitney chimes in with a brilliant idea for a getaway.
Its as good a reason as any!
Meredith is not receptive to this, saying in a confessional that shes had two months to reach out.
Lisa has better luck getting Seth to engage and she hits him with a rapid-fire apology on all cylinders.
Seth, surely well trained by Meredith, doesnt give Lisa an inch of forgiveness.
But out of all the teary apologies, nothing tops Ive never talked badly about Meredith to anybody.
Except America, but thats it!
If were dealing with prison sentences, I want the vets and only the vets!
And so far, theyre delivering.
