The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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However, in the past years, marijuana use has crept more and more into the franchises.
Im with Eva; I would need copious amounts of weed to handle over 24 hours with Vicki Gunvalson.
What would a cast trip with Vicki be without her going to the hospital?
Im always down for Housewife games, and this one surely delivered.
The activities on Dorindas itinerary continue with the lasagna off between the lady of the manor and Miss Brandi.
One thingHousewiveshas proven to me time and time again is why Im wary about eating at other peoples houses.
My West Indian grandmother would disapprove.
Im already finicky about food and adding saliva, human or animal, completely repulses me.
Plus, COVID???
Now isnt the time to be swapping spit.
To make matters worse, Brandis lasagna included lemon juice, sugar, cabernet, and celery?
Dorindas lasagna won by a landslide, with Marco saying absolutely no one went back for seconds for Brandis.
(Eva even called it enchilada pie.)
Beyond losing the lasagna war, Brandi has been having a rough time on the trip so far.
Dorinda describes Brandi as having the face of an angel and the mouth of the serpent.
Thats fair and a step in the right direction.
The good vibes are shortly lived with things between Brandi and Eva going left.
But lets rewind a bit before we get into that.
To cap off the evening, the ladies have a game night.
Next up, they play a confession card game.
Its clear Brandi is getting increasingly more intoxicated, and maybe higher, as the game progresses.
Out comes the mouth of the serpent.
Jill straight-up lying to Brandi and Dorinda about their lasagnas being hot and delicious was such a Jill moment.
Also, that story about Phaedra attracting a devil worshipper after using a yoni egg had me cackling.
From one woman with locs to another, this representation onHousewivesis something I never thought Id see.
And I love her daughter Marleys locs too!
However, did anyone else notice her absence at the Peacock premiere event?
And then they blackmailed their dad to get money.
So, maybe she has always had a plug.
