The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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It has the poppy, orchestral feel of a cozy murder British import that you would watch on PBSsMasterpiece.
You know, like aMiss Marple.
Because what is this show other than a murder mystery?
A bunch of strangers are all summoned by a mysterious figure holed up in a Tudor-revival New England estate.
This is basicallyClue, but no one has throttled Yvette.
(I wouldnt be shocked if the murder was somehow Cameo related.)
The song isnt the only thing I love about aUGTexperience.
We dont know what is lurking under there, but we know its good and also a demented surprise.
Before everyone gets to the Berkshires, theres a little check-in with all of the women.
We are all oooooolllllllldddddddd.
Speaking of adorable, did you clock Brandis son Jake, who is 14?
Hes like a young Noah Centineo.
The only thing this show could be other than a whodunnit isThe Hunger Games.
They dont say that they decided to move on.
They dont say that they want to pursue other ventures.
Theyre all like, Yeah, I was fired.
The women scoff at her, particularly when she says her biggest insecurity is being irrelevant.
But as much as the rest of the crew titters, she might not be wrong.
But girl, have I missed her on our screen.
Im so glad to have her back.
And she is sleeping in the vaunted Fish Room, so you know she is blessed and highly favored.
Even on the way to BSM, she says, Where do you go shopping around here?
Sister, this is Massachusetts, not Chad.
They have those things here.
And of all the things to miss, she wants to go to Home Goods?
Do that on your own time.
She also wants a place to go whoop it up since she and24th-place gubernatorial candidateSteve Lodge have broken up.
Apparently she got mad at Tamra after Mx.
Judge compared her to Kelly Dodd in an interview.
Theres the nuclear bomb and Tamras charred corpse lying next to an abandoned knife.
Brandi tells Tamra that when she talks about someone, she cant expect that person not to react.
Yeah, but the problem is the punishment did not fit the crime; this is always Brandis problem.
Before everyone sits down to dinner, Brandi pulls Taylor aside and wants to apologize to her.
During their conversation, Brandi lets out some doozies.
Youre talking to that manswife.
How hard do you think it was for her?
Taylor is very patient, explaining that she went on the show to protect herself.
She decides to shut the door, as if that will drown the women out.
Without moving from her spot, she closes the door with her foot and then jumps to attention.
There is a female figure standing behind the door and the dimness.
What are you doing here?
The Killer of Blue Stone Manor has claimed its first victim.
