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Or maybe like a yellow snake with four noses?
Lets assume theyre fast.
Somethings not right with the Frias clan, it seems.
That message will only be reiterated throughout the episode, in ways both intriguing and almost over-the-top ridiculous.
Then, swoosh, were on a beach in Huntington Beach, California, on Christmas Eve 2007.
They exchange numbers you know, just in case and set about having a pretty cute exchange.
It has four noses.
While pacing around some Mayan ruins, they give a shot to suss it out to no avail.
If you cross the yellow snake, he tells them, it seeks you out.
In other words, be careful.
This isnt some Hanes nonsense were talking about.
This company is bad news.
Frias is everywhere and everywhere is better for it, the video reminds viewers.
He was an amazing tailor, the salesman claims, but no one knows where he is now.
Look at old photos of the Oceana, he tells the duo.
The yellow snake could be a red herring.
Heres hoping they dial it back a touch, since its only episode two.
Wow, theres the woman who drove them to their room!
Youre on vacation and I suggest you stay there, he says.
He gives her his Christmas gift: the keys to her moms car.
She finds a book on the shelf her mother seems to have left her Illan Iberra!
in which her mom has marked a passage with the phrase meet me here.
One has to assume thats metaphorical or spiritual, but, hey, what do I know.
Maybe the mom just took off for alternative treatments somewhere.
A bit later, though, Emmas tooth just plum falls out.
Well have to wait and find out.
LastResort
Its Noah and Emmas anniversary, and she totally forgot.
It doesnt seem like she wants to commemorate it all that much, even now.
Theres a weird mania in Emma that can be a little off-putting.
I wonder when well find out where all of that frustrated energy is coming from.
Sams skateboard is still missing.
Did security take it, or was it someone else?
Perhaps it was a yellow snake with four noses and a killer ollie.
