The Righteous Gemstones
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(And they have the projectile vomit to prove it.)
Eli emerges from his near-death experience a changed man, like Ebenezer Scrooge after his visitation from ghosts.
He wants to treat his children better, and he wants them to do likewise.
He wants to square up with his past in Memphis and end his conflict with Junior.
I have the devil in me too.
I think we all do, but that doesnt mean he has to win.
Granted, Eli is also an extremely lucky guy in this moment.
These are two con men, but there is honor among thieves.
Getting punched in the face is such a better gift to Billy than the cat was for Harmon.
Its a cure-all more surefire than his miracle elixirs.
The Gemstones have now cleared the deck.
More sinning can commence next week.
Uncut Gemstones
Baby Billy, taking measure of his sons success: Youve done well for yourself.
Got you a couch with a bunch of cupholders.
You gotta watch out for, like, sinkholes and explosions and stuff.
Poor people love money, yall, says Kelvin.
