The Righteous Gemstones
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(Every disease cured with ease by this blessed formula, based on ancient Scripture.)
When he makes a hard left, the trailer flips and out comes his entire stash of elixir.
Tiffany can now finally see him for what he is.
Hill is meeting the moment.
(Though it has already taken off on Twitter, right?)
Thats more than incompetence.
Eli is still knocked out.
Kelvins home has been seized by musclemen.
And nobody but Amber knows how to fill a power void.
Its going to take many jugfuls of elixir to ease the ulcers this family has created.
Uncut Gemstones
An erect penis on television.
Aint that a stick in the eye?
Keefes sycophancy toward Kelvin has no limits, even as hes half-naked and starving in a yurt.
As Kelvin whines about being dethroned, Keefe assures him: Jesus had a pretty powerful papa, too.
Many people said hed never be as dope as his father.
They called him a wannabe poseur.
Eventually he was bound to snap and do what he did regardless of anything we did.
Tiffany agrees: I love stove soup.
