The Sex Lives of College Girls

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We need to talk about that cheer everyone does when theyre all in the stand at Whitneys soccer game.

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When I say Es, you say sex, screams a shirtless crowd member, Es!

But sometimes I wonder if were all watching the same one.

But even before Maya comes into the picture, Kimberly is already halfway through her downward spiral.

Pee after sex, people.

They just let their thoughts fade away, its what makes them hot.

So true, Lila.

Kimberly settles on a bag of sour candy for a gift, which, sure, okay.

There will be no hangouts tonight.

But thankfully, its not necessary.

Coach Woods agrees that Whitney, just barely an adult, is a victim.

It is simply a vibe.

But back to the shit.

No vibes, just shit.

Bela is deep in it, and it feels bad to watch.

Surprising not a single soul,Catullancreep Ryan is a repeat offender.

In a bad way.

Just like with Bela, Ryan lured Carla to his office under the pretense of sharing edits.

Carlas sustained niceness is enough to convince Bela to come clean about what happened to her.

Showing these real, upsetting, or dangerous situations on TV is important, but so is timing.

I dont think we should settle for less.

First of all, where can I get one of those?

Sometimes hes stereotypically fratty, cheating on his girlfriend and hanging out with the bros shirtless just because.

Except for the French stuff, of course.

Ive also looped back around to not completely understanding what Kimberly and Nico are doing as a pairing.

ItsHes All Thatlevels of nonsensical incompatibility and 2-D characters for a second time this year.

Addison Rae, get me out of here.