The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Ive been waiting for this moment my whole life: the Nico episode.
He would be right to do so, and Ive always wanted to feel likeThe Princess and the Pea.
Nico, Nico, Nico.
That sneaky little fox.
Those boyish charms and boyishly tousled hair hide the dirty, and yet still definitely boyish, truth.
Send him back to the Ethereum meetup from whence he came, Maya!
Is Nico in an open, long-distance relationship, perhaps?
He wouldnt be the first.
That would be progressive, Mindy Kaling.
Its times like these you really mourn the limitations of the English language.
Is there a penis equivalent to pussywhipped?
Dick-whipped sounds way too violent.
In any case, Kimberly is high off the dick.
She has sex with Nico, not once, not twice, butsixtimes after their post-dinner hook-up.
What refractory periods these two have on them, seriously.
Note how she says his sex and not the more common the sex or even sex with him.
Its my belief that the use of hissex points to an innate sexual quality that nests within Nico.
I think its his great immune system.
She skips work and classes, including her Econ class, which shes slowly flunking.
Come on, Kimberly.
Things are simpler for the other Murray sibling, Leighton, who successfully defines her relationship with Alicia.
Yes, I did attend my kindergartens honesty is the best policy class.
While Leighs relationship with Alicia gets locked down, her friendship with Whitney is just getting unlocked, baby.
It seems about time.
Leighton, shes from Seattle.
You heard it here first, folks, teen boys are taking a stand against meaningless sex.
Upsettingly, Ryan sexually harasses Belaagain, dry humping her and abruptly unzipping his pants.
Although Im glad that Bela is taking up space and whatever, her getting intoCatullanis not exactly a win.
Hopefully, well see Bela open up about what happened to her and get those stinkers gone.
Times maybe, almost, kind of up.
