The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Essex College is back in session, of both class and make-out variety, onSex Lives of College Girls.
Thanksgiving break is over.
Unfortunately, now theyre known around campus as narcs.
They also throw things at them in publicmultipletimes throughout the episode.
Now theyre blacklisted by all frats.
But, while the Upper East Siders get dressed up, the guys and gals of Essex get undressed.
Seriously, it seems like every party or event at this school is about being as naked as possible.
What in the Channing Tatum is going on with the new guy in the hall?!
Kimberly needs a way to pay for college.
Shes lost her scholarship after getting caught cheating and is scared of admitting it to her parents.
First, she applies for a loan and then realizes that a parent has to co-sign it.
Whats a gal to do?
Get hit by a bus?
Nope, she takes a remote gig transcribing aLove Islandesque show calledSex Paradise: Australiafor closed captions.
Whitney realizes that without soccer, shes kind of lost.
Everyone else has goals.
She tries to fix this by trying out for the water polo team, but … surprise!
What Canaan said wasnt actively mean, but it mustve hurt to overhear regardless.
Bela is not impressed with the applicants for her new girls-only magazine.
Anyway, the submissions are a bit too try-hard.
One is about celiac disease.
She goes to visit Eric and beg for her spot atThe Catullanback, but hes not having it.
This is a great solution!
You dont necessarily need trained writers with perfect packets.
Just get funny people who can develop their voice.
Leighton, on the other hand, bounces between the story lines.
Shes not the focus until she is.
She helps Kimberly apply for a student loan.
She speaks for the girls when the Theta boys bully them for narcing on their frat.
And at the end of the episode, she finally comes out to her roommates.
She also slides into the DMs of a girl who tried to pour tequila into her mouth (!)
at the Snow Run after-party.
Oh, and then Bela kissesB.J.
NovakEric at the end of the episode.
Is this too fast?
If you were looking forward to this slow burn, are you now worried it wont last?
This show isnt really about romantic overtures and endgame OTPs, but we shall see.
Electives
Is Kimberly going to get with Jackson the climate refugee?
I know this is a sitcom, but you really do accomplish a lot in a day in college.
She really picked the wrong sport!
So Gavin Leatherwood, who played Leightons brother Nico, will not be returning for season two.
The reasoning is sound: Nicos a Theta, and senior Thetas got kicked out.
Leightons quick exposition is only a little bit depressing.
Their parents got him transferred to Cornell and an Audi to cheer him up.
Ah, to be rich and male.
I wasnt interested in Greek life when I was in college, and Im not about to start now.
But then I felt guilty and gave it a look.
