The Sex Lives of College Girls

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She wants to be beloved, but she has trouble navigating her own coldness.

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Then we have Alyah Chaney Scott as Whitney, a fairly underbaked character.

But we also getChilling Adventures of Sabrinahottie Gavin Leatherwood, a.k.a.

Leightons brother Nico, running through campus in slow motion.

(Shes probably half right.)

Luckily, Kimberly has a high-school boyfriend, Max, who she alleges looks exactly like Shawn Mendes.

(Watch your back, Camila Cabello!)

(Is she sure?)

It turns out they do not and gave the housing office explicit instructions to place Leighton elsewhere.

What could the missing piece be?

Certainly not something related to gender and sexuality and topical to a show about teens being sexually active!

Just kidding, shes secretly gay, but no one knows that yet other than Leighton and us.

Meanwhile, she rages.

Bela sets her sights on the Catullan, a comedy group on campus helmed by iron-fisted Seth Meyers types.

And you know what?

Six hand jobs take a lot of hand stamina.

It shouldnt come as a surprise that Kim is sheltered in more ways than one.

He waits for his weekend visit to Essex and the couples lackluster first time to break her heart.

Id guess Toms; she seems like a Toms kind of girl.

Most of the scenes are disappointingly bland or cut to people pulling clothes on and/or off with medium enthusiasm.

But theres trouble in golden girl Whitneys paradise, too.

So, sad girls all around, but Bela isnt having it.

The girls decide to go out after posing through a montage of their Shein minidresses.

Nah, youre from New Jersey.

Like, for sex.

You might not necessarily feel good about it afterward, but, you know.

Sex-positive Bela knows what Im talking about.

The characters are a little emotionally flat, their problems a bit unbelievable, but maybe thats just college.