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Next up isAlison Leiby.

What would yourReal Housewivestagline be?

[Crunching sound] Oh, were starting?

Sorry, Im eating pita chips.

I think that currently, most people know my solo show,Oh God, A Show About Abortion.

I didnt plan this.

I do not want this.

This devastating loss of rights puts the show in a spotlight.

And the show has a lot of jokes.

Thats the part Im the most proud of.

I had memorized it, even though half of the jokes went way over my 11-year-old head.

We were at the beach and my family was talking about ordering dinner one night.

I just knew it was the perfect time for this joke I had watched dozens of times.

I definitely got laughs, even as my family did their best to stifle those.

And thus, a lifetime of chasing that feeling was born.

And I dont know what name could possibly compete with the undeniable uniqueness of Alison.

I got to the door and told the guy checking people in, Im one of the comics.

He replied by saying, But youre a woman.

And this giant restaurant was filled with people who were his friends.

I forget the rest of the lineup, but it was all men and me.

The crowd was pretty good.

and then mispronounced my last name.

Two sadly common occurrences.

Once I was at the mic, the guy from the door, a.k.a.

I said, What are you doing?

and he answered, Just taking in the view, sweetheart.

I think he was trying to compliment me, but … no.

If I really went after him they might turn on me and make the next 14 minutes brutal.

And I went on and had a good enough set.

I stared at him and said, Fuck off.

He tried to tell me he was helping me up there.

She has such a unique and fun point of view and joke writing style.

Shes working on a new hour right now that Im super-excited to see.

When it comes to your comedy opinions about material, performing, audience, the industry, etc.

Thats why Im in this industry.

To be that for someone else, I mean, what could be better?

Not only will you learn to adapt and pivot, but more importantly, youll also bomb a lot.

Worst: Having a day job means you arent totally committed to comedy.

Theres nothing wrong with doing what you oughta do to take care of yourself.

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