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Did everybody wake up this morning with that post-vacation depression?
Lets make like Mia and Lucia having a late-onset spate of Catholic energy and talk aboutguilt.
(Anybody who says something like I have bad luck with assistants is a nightmare.)
I dont think she deserved todie, but were not exactly talking about some Good Samaritan.
Why evenbea Blossom member if you arent going to avail yourself of all its services?
(I have to wonder: How did Greg afford his friends services?
I cant believe the mob would do a hit on spec.)
How guilty is she?I mean, she deserved better than that!
Girl, priorities!Shes not not guilty.
.Portia
Ill just say it: Shes a terrible assistant.
And her survival instincts are not great.
But great line reading of Yeah?
So you fuck your uncle?
Her attempts at disguise acquisition at the airport make her only more conspicuous.
Its not as if Jack had it saved in his phone.
How guilty is she?Sigh.Only of crimes against fashion and logical behavior.
I surprise myself all the time) wow.
Erect monuments to this woman!
Put them in all the palazzi!
Take me to the Maldives with you!
How guilty is she?Of being the greatest?Very.
As far as Im concerned,Daphnes conscience is clear.
.Cameron
Hes the worst, but whatever makes Daphne happy is fine by me!
It would not be shocking at all to learnTheo Jameshas fair hair in his baby pics.
How guilty is he?Well, he definitely hooked up with Harper.
He did also cheat on his wife (an angel!)
Basically,hes really just guilty of being a bit pathetic.
(I dont believe her It was only a kiss confession, do you?)
.Albie
Albie is so dumb it is hard to feel bad for him, so I wont!
As soon as he told Lucia, You should come to L.A.!
Theaudacityof this child to ask his dad for fifty (!)
thousand (!!)
euros (!!!)
How is throwing money at this Italian stranger at all compensating for Dominics adultery?
Imagine if Albies mom found out about that.
When Dominic asks, How are you going to make it in life if youre this big a mark?
.Dominic
I wish we spent more time with him!
I personally couldve used a whole lot less Mia plays the piano and significantly more Michael Imperioli.
And I couldve happily gone my whole life without hearing the phrase Achilles cock.
He seemed to have a really lovely time on this trip, didnt he?
.Mia
Sorry, but this character never clicked!
Is Bert slipping her a $50 for that hug?
How guilty is she?Frankly, the eyeshadow alone is criminal, along with that giant necklace.
Her dress is awful.
Also, it was pretty messed up of her to almost accidentally manslaughter Giuseppe.Decently guilty, Id say.
.Valentina
Congratulations on your sexual awakening.
How guilty is she?Valentina isonly guilty of poorly managing her hotel.
.Jack
Our scary scammer extraordinaire!
Do we think he was always pretending to be drunk?
.Quentin
Who will tend to his palazzo now, I wonder?
How guilty is he?Oh,extremely.
.Greg
WOOOOOW, GREG.
Or has he been plotting this since the day they signed their prenup?
