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But dowefind any further evidence on the matter of who will commit homicide and who will die in Sicily?
Time to make like Harper and ask some leading questions!
But whatever, buddy, thats the bed you made!
Since when does he even care enough about Camerons marriage to be concerned whether it survives this vacation?
And then he decides to low-key gaslight his wife when she tells him that she knows Cameron cheats … ## .Cameron
Is Cameron going to get himself killed through sheer carelessness?
A married man who would leave his condom wrapper lying around is somebody who is courting danger.
(Maybe that was Stockholm syndrome?)
.Daphne
What does she know??
.Lucia
Our girls have chosen separate paths they earn stand-alone spots in this weeks murder roundup.
And I get why the preferred tender here is cash, but doesnt anybody have Venmo?
I find her late-onset Catholic conscience pretty implausible and (a worse sin in these parts) boring.
All whores are punished in the end.
Girl, what century are we in??
Because, lets face it, women are kind of depressing.
Also: HOW did she get a job running this hotel when she is SO bad at it?
She doesnt have a recommendation for a jewelry store?
But Valentinas open hostility and disinterest in her job is pretty distracting … Sweetheart, its vacation … you committed to nothing, just go live your life!
The best (?)
Will she ever interact with anyone else that we care about?
But I guess at this stageanything is possible.
Maybe hes in Lucias line of work?
Someone is QUITE confident about his ability to make someones night is all Im saying.
Mia cares for nothing but music!
Without establishing clearly what it is she expects in return for her services?
WHY DO THESE GIRLS NOT SET THEIR RATES UP FRONT?
Is the White Lotus the only hotel with a bar with a piano in all of Sicily?
while she tries and fails to fuck the pianist.
Also, Im sorry, but cant the girl just Google what does Viagra look like?
Not that complicated a process!!
I worry about him even though he finally has enough of a backbone to stand up to his dad.
Theyre such chaotic disasters that that seems likea real possibility to me.
